| Hot dog, we have a wiener |
[Jul. 12th, 2006|09:10 pm] |
cvm: All this Howard vs. Costello stuff makes me think we should be reading the papers very closely for the next few days to see what's being kept off the front pages.
eurovladd: Oooh, think I found it: "The cabinet decided yesterday to remove the restrictions on foreigners owning Australian media and scrap rules limiting ownership of newspapers and television licences in any one city." Is there a prize?
cvm: World piece was recalled by manufacturer so i'm afraid the only prize left is a niggling sense of terror at the state of the world. Ta da!
eurovladd: Oh. <pouts> I won that last time.
cvm: We do still have some Presidency of East Timor available.
eurovladd: Oh. Perhaps I'll just risk that for what's in the box.
cvm: Is that your final answer?
eurovladd: I think so.
cvm: Congratulation Eurovladd! You are now the proud owner of The Australian Democrats! Oh well, they can't all be winners...
eurovladd: Shit. The only thing more tedious than "Who Wants to Lead the Liberals?" is "Who Wants to be President of the Democrats? Anyone? Anyone at all? Any takers? Hello? Is this thing on?"
cvm: You even get the optional Cheryl Kernot "when i still had a modicum of credibility" figurine. |
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| Why I read |
[Jul. 12th, 2006|09:06 pm] |
From an interview with Shirley Hazzard in the Guardian Review:
The idea that somebody has expressed something, in a supreme way, that it can be expressed; this is, I think, an enormous feature of literature. I feel that people are more unhappy, in an unrealised way, for not having these things in their lives: not being able to express something, or to profit from somebody else having expressed it. It can be anything but it's always, if it's supreme, an exaltation. |
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| Love Outside Andromeda |
[Jun. 23rd, 2006|11:42 pm] |
Love Outside Andromeda, Spectrum Sydney, 23 Jun 06
hecate pose
something white & sigmund
raido
the killing moon
bound by hurt disolved
boxcutter, baby
keep looking at the sky
tongue like a tether
achilles (all 3)
measuring tape
gonna try to be a girl
made of broken glass
juno
mercury 2 degrees
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| Best wishes to Nicole on her special day |
[Jun. 23rd, 2006|04:52 pm] |
eurovladd 15:58: IF I READ ONE MORE THING ABOUT NICOLE KIDMAN'S WEDDING I AM GOING TO SHIT IN AN ENVELOPE AND MAIL IT TO HER. I hope someone swaps her wedding cake for a Michel's Patisserie LOG.
christian 16:20: And inserts it up her wedding dress.
eurovladd 16:32: Just inserts it. Period. Followed by Naomi Watts, and a lamb roast.
christian 16:34: "Sorry, mum's making a lamb roast tonight. And then shoving it up Nicole Kidman's c**t."
eurovladd 16:36: <sprays water across desk> I love it. I can just see her standing there smiling benignly, giving a thumbs up! sign for the paparazzi while the lamb roast slowly disappears...
christian 16:40: I'm envisaging some shabby, oiled roast held together by greasy string, her inner thighs shiny and streaked with garlic and chopped herbs...
eurovladd 16:42: Someone just walks by and sprinkles some rosemary across her lap.
christian 16:46: ...or a fistful of chives. I was trying to think of something involving an oven bag, but I was getting into terrifying territory. |
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| mix:tape 4 |
[Jun. 16th, 2006|10:04 pm] |
 | IV: Everything All The Time
Bonus album this month, because it was a lo-o-o-o-ong Friday at work and i was heel bored. |
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| 01 | Kira Kira Kittens in his Pockets |
| 02 | Ø In Wind |
| 03 | Vetiver You May Be Blue |
| 04 | Xiu Xiu PJ in the Streets of London |
| 05 | Blindfold Myrkfalni |
| 06 | Anja Garbarek That's All |
| 07 | José Gonzáles Crosses |
| 08 | This is Your Captain Speaking A Wave to Bridget Fondly |
| 09 | Audrey Plain Pieces |
| 10 | Zazie Rodéo |
| 11 | Bishop Allen Flight 180 |
| 12 | Britta Persson Defrag My Heart |
| 13 | French Teen Idol Your Fault |
| 14 | Zazie Lola Majeure |
| 15 | Mono The Flames Beyond the Cold Mountain |
| 16 | Seabear Robin Sparrow |
| 17 | Björk Undo |
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| Festival of the I Couldn't Possibly |
[Jun. 8th, 2006|10:52 am] |
eurovladd 09:14: Paris: 18 degrees and clear. I so couldn't possibly, I can't even say Je Ne Couldn't Possiblement.
cvm 09:20: <sobs>
eurovladd 09:25: Reykjavík: 10 and sunny. <wails>
cvm 09:30: I don't care what the weather is, it's: Bologna — Nicer than here.
eurovladd 09:35: I know, "Today's forecast is you being in Europe. Therefore Paris. Etc."
cvm 09:39: It's like "Clouds of Gauloises and nubile young intellectuals a-go-go. And decent coffee." The outlook will be fine. Really, really, really fine.
cvm 10:40: Meanwhile, I love how Australia's so proud that we "made it in" to the World Cup. Have you seen some of the countries in there? I'm surprised Vatican City don't have a team.
eurovladd 10:44: Benedict XVI would look so hot in one of those large hats and little soccer shorts. Oh wait, I remember that court case.
cvm: 10:43: At least they'd have a large selection of ball boys...
eurovladd 10:47: Ouch.
cvm: 10:48: Mi dispiace, j'ai besoin d'encore du café peut etre. Oh no. The Da Vinci Code conversation is on in the kitchen again. Why does the world hate me so?
eurovladd: 10:50: I wear headphones constantly at work for a reason. I also quite like "What's the Da Vinci Code? No, I haven't heard of it. A book you say? Sorry, I only read real literature."
cvm: 10:50: Current favourite: "Trapped in a mine you say? My, they sure kept that quiet..." |
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| mix:tape 3 |
[Jun. 6th, 2006|05:52 pm] |
 | 06:06:06: Separatist_Moose@Third_Millenium
For some reason I've been listening to a lot of tracks whose titles begin with the definite article. |
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| Five paragraphs that almost start with the word Bangkok |
[Jun. 2nd, 2006|05:33 pm] |
This was the piece I submitted in my applicaition for my Masters course. Who knew?
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Bangkok as a city defies the imagination — at 7am it is gleaming white and thick with the smell of humidity. Bangkok challenges the way I usually navigate strange cities. Try and move around the city of Sydney by street map and you should have no problem. In Bangkok the space to be negotiated is vertical as well as horizontal, and traversing the labyrinth of streets on foot is not possible by map alone. This is apparent as soon as you leave the airport: your vertical position in the roadway matrix is determined by the amount of money you decide to part with. Those who can afford the expressway speed above the rest of the city on wide, empty roads; as if the tiniest escape from the earth’s gravity suddenly propels them forward into the metropolis. Those who cannot afford such luxuries are confined to the congestion and pollution that the city has become famous for, inching their way toward the servants’ entrance while the casual visitor glides sleekly to the front door.
Bangkok makes me realise that the idea of a concrete jungle isn’t simply a pithy metaphor for all the urban development that has arisen in the last century. Bangkok’s air is breathed out of concrete the same way the Amazon’s air is breathed out of its forests. Having arrived in the centre, the colossal concrete pylons of the mass transit Skytrain send the traveller once more into the vertical. Where Europe sunk its trains into the earth, Bangkok has thrust its own towards the heavens. So many metres above the crush of the streets, the traffic noise is a little less loud, the crowds of people a little less dense, the air a little less thick. On the Skytrain platform there’s a little less of everything and a much more of a dizzying vertigo that could plunge you back into it at any moment.
In Bangkok, navigation is also temporal, three dimensional space is supplemented by separate planes of three dimensional time. The city interacts with its own past and present, but also with my own present and past; all the experiences and expectations I have carried with me to this point. The physical city collides with a Bangkok of ten years past; the vague memories and alter ego of a briefly lived-in city directing me to turn right here or left there on some long forgotten sense of direction. A decade ago the plane’s evening descent was like being plunged into pure cobalt, the city dark but with a quiet luminescence retained from the heat of the day. I was delivered into a city of emptiness and possibility and stood for endless hours on its threshold while red eye flights dragged the stars across the night sky. Now in the heat of midday, the city drops over me the patchwork quilt of memory: two block here, three blocks there, a not quite uncertainty about what lies around the next corner.
Bangkok’s urban landscape is scattered here and there with giant skyscrapers, halted halfway in construction because the company responsible has simply run out of money. Symptomatic of the variables of the fortunes of the city, and the past-present-future time scale that it seems to have such a healthy disrespect for, many look fully formed from a distance. It is only close up that they are revealed as hollow, the exoskeletons of more prosperous and aspirational years. Now moving neither forward nor backward in time, they are sure only of one direction: up. Along the river, the gleaming new, upwardly mobile apartment blocks of the once gleaming new, upwardly mobile look much as they do anywhere in the world. Until you notice the balconies overgrown with foliage, rough bursts of green cascading down the once white walls, and it’s difficult to decide if the building is still inhabited or this is a tiny foothold from which the jungle might reclaim the concrete.
Bangkok is and is not the left-to-right, x-and-y lines of the map. As a city it can only be grasped at in the subjective, tangential language of poetry, not through the rigid objectivity of the Cartesian grid. It is these poetic cities I am always drawn to: from the black crows gorging on bright mangoes among immodest green countryside of Arundhati Roy’s Kerala, to the plunging eighteen degree cold of Peter Høeg’s Copenhagen where the freezing harbour water traps salt water in pockets with structures like veins, and to the labyrinthine world of Jeanette Winterson’s Venice where it’s never possible to take the same route across the waterways twice. It is these places I am looking for, knowing all the while that having arrived I will both find them and not find them. |
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| The Blanchot School of Management |
[May. 30th, 2006|10:28 am] |
cvm, 9:48: Am also re-reading Blanchot in order to protect own wanker status; "Act in such a way that I can speak to you." - "Yes, but do you have any idea of what I should do to accomplish that?" - "Persuade me that you hear me." - "Well, then, begin; speak to me." - "How could I begin to speak if you do not hear me?" (Blanchot 5)
eurovladd, 10:01: I love it. Resolve to conduct next business meeting along similar lines. "Before I start this meeting I'd like everyone to consider exactly the possibility or extent to which one might be able to "speak" to an/Other."
<ten minute silence; occassional shuffling noises>
cvm, 10:20: It could be like one of those motivational speaker workplace exercises except it ends with half the room in existential crisis and the other half singing the Marseillaise whilst contructing barricades with the office furniture.
You survey this scene with a gallic sense of satisfaction and reward yourself with another Pernod. And another lover. |
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| More (unsuccessful) letter writing for the revolution |
[May. 26th, 2006|05:35 pm] |
So, John Howard says he accepts that most Australians oppose the sale of the Snowy Hydro scheme, but he still believes it is the right decision. (Snowy sale's no scandal, says PM). Hang on. In Dublin, just a few days ago, wasn't Howard justifying his stance on same-sex marriage by saying that the majority of Australians don't want it? Assuming Howard's claims are correct, why is he willing to do the 'right' thing in the name of the Snowy, but not in the name of social equality?
Oh, that's right. He's a hypocrite. |
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| Mocking the Catholic Church: easy and fun |
[May. 15th, 2006|05:46 pm] |
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This man (on the left, wearing a fabulous vintage chiffon-lined Dior gold lamé gown over a silk Vera Wang empire waist tulle cocktail dress, accessorized with a 3-foot beaded peaked House of Whoville hat, and the ruby slippers Judy Garland wore in The Wizrd of Oz) is worried that The Da Vinci Code might make the Roman Catholic Church look foolish. |
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| mix:tape 2 |
[May. 14th, 2006|08:19 pm] |
 | II: The Sound of the Office Splitting
Look, part two of an ongoing series! The following tracks have been keeping me from licking the powerpoint or going on a postal rampage in the office the past few weeks. Alas, they weren't quite good enough to keep me from throwing a brochure across the room this past week. Although I still haven't blurted out "if I puked in a fountain pen and mailed it to the monkey house I'd get better copy than this!" so all is not yet lost. |
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| 01 | Sigur Rós Ó Friður |
| 02 | Audrey Mecklenburg |
| 03 | Ane Brun To Let Myself Go |
| 04 | Anja Garbarek Dizzy With Wonder |
| 05 | Brooks Man-Size |
| 06 | Ellen Allien + Apparat Under |
| 07 | Tujiko Noriko むぢんきゅうこう |
| 08 | Françoiz Breut La Boîte de Nuit |
| 09 | Film School He's a DeepDeep Lake |
| 10 | Pakku Spectators |
| 11 | Aoki Takamasu + Tujiko Noriko Alien |
| 12 | Joanna Newsom Peach Plum Pear |
| 13 | Bear Quartet The Repairing of the Red Sea |
| 14 | Apparat Organ Quartet Sofðu Litla Vél |
| 15 | Tortoise + Bonnie Prince Billy Thunder Road |
| 16 | Barbara Morgenstern + Robert Lippok Kaitusburi |
| 17 | Set Fire to Flames Steal Compass/Drive North/Disappear... |
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| Gay haiku |
[May. 13th, 2006|02:42 pm] |
You were perfection,
Then you misspelled "embarrassed".
Don't call me again.
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| Publishing success at last |
[May. 12th, 2006|07:22 am] |
Finally: publishing notoriety is mine. Cast your eye in the direction of today's SMH if you will. Kusjes aan Claudia voor de inspiratie.
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The suggestion that the murder of one kind of person is "worse" than another is not only getting into very murky ethical waters, it would also result in a sentencing minefield (Debnam vows police killers will get life, May 11). Lucky, then, that Peter Debnam says his bill is "not going to leave the discretion with the judiciary on the sentence". So much unnecessary confusion arises when the judiciary is independent of the government.
How, exactly, do we calculate the relative value of a police officer's life over anyone else's? Can you knock over two school teachers and a pharmacist for the same sentence as you would get for a beat cop? Is a detective sergeant worth more than the guy holding the breathalyser tube? At the moment it's just a little too "all animals are equal, but some are more equal than others" for my liking. |
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| A note on personal hygiene |
[May. 9th, 2006|08:40 pm] |
Memo to straight men everywhere, but particularly straight men with whom I find myself sharing a gym changing room:
Lynx deoderant does not smell good. It does not make you hot. It will not make women fawn all over you. There is a reason you can get it at Woolworths for just $2.99. It smells like flyspray. I don't care how bulky your chest is or how toned your biceps are, Lynx deoderant makes you repellent. This is not a difficult concept. You know, you'd smell better with nothing in your armpits except sweat, and not just because I like that kind of thing. Lynx deoderant is one of those things we use to separate us from them. It marks you out as someone who still lives at home, or at College; and there is nothing appealing about a fragrance (for want of a better word) that conjures up nothing but the mental sensation of a sixteen year old's bedroom. I'm not trying to get all Queer Eye for the Straight Guy here, but I just thought you should know. So that the next time I'm admiring your physique in the changeroom I don't suddenly erupt in a fit of coughing and have to start taking deep breaths from my Issey Miyake bottle.
Thank you. |
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| Nous y voila |
[May. 3rd, 2006|11:42 pm] |
Françoiz Breut | Sydney | @Newtown
intro
motus
sur le balcon
une ville allongée sur le dos
please be angry
ciudad del mar
la certitude
le verre pilé
km 83
boîte de nuit
le premier bonheur du jour
sans souci
derrière le grand filtre
over all
si tu disais
l'origine du monde
plain gold ring
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ma colère
le ravin
everyone kisses a stranger
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my wedding man
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| What would Deleuze eat now? |
[May. 2nd, 2006|05:46 pm] |
Thankfully, Air China has finally provided the answer to the question of what Deleuze would eat inflight:
From the Air China website:
Indian vegans diet
It excludes meat, fish, eggs, dairy, game animal products, seafood, and rhizome such as ginger, garlic, onion and potato. |
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